Oh boy, the mailman left me a package! I wonder what it could be!
I have absolutely no idea what could possibly be contained inside… although I am suspicious of the fact that it’s shaped like a human leg.
Surprise! It’s actually a human leg!
Uh oh, maybe the mob is trying to send me a message. (Or maybe I ordered it from Ebay to model my new sock pattern. But that’s much less exciting than my other theory.)