Apparently Son of Stitch 'N Bitch is now available for sale. Keep your eyes peeled for my roll-up scarf patterns!

Hopefully we've already gotten the shipment at work so I can check it out tomorrow, I haven't even seen the book yet! The paranoid Murphy's Law abiding citizen inside me is just positive that my pattern was somehow omitted from the book and I will be forevermore perceived as a lunatic, akin to the girl on Saturday Night Live who makes the outrageous claims.

Son of Stitch 'N Bitch was released.
"Yeah I wrote a pattern in that book, so... I'm like a pubilshed author now, so..."
I don't see your pattern anywhere in the book.
"I wrote every book, so, um... I wrote the whole dictionary and, yeah...I made up the English language, and also the concept of publishing, so..."