Haha, so I was looking up information about the medication I'm taking, and two of the side effects listed were "euphoria" and "mania". I guess that would explain why I just SPENT $700 ON A NEW SPINNING WHEEL!!!! Not only did I buy the wheel (mania) but I don't even feel guilty about it (euphoria). I'm dyeing as much fiber as fast I can (you might even say maniacally) in anticipation of the arrival of my SuperWheel. I will spin faster than a speeding bullet and more powerfully than if I were a locomotive! Able to leap 12 ounces of fiber in a single bobbin!

Here's the company's youtube video describing how it works, which will be very boring to you unless you're an obsessive yarn spinner: